A Brief Law & Order Moment . . .

This morning it occurred to me (in the bathroom, the birthplace of many important realizations) that I should clarify the origin of the post immediately below.

The following is fiction. It does not reflect actual events or portray any persons living or dead.

Carry on . . .

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