See Thee All The Photoshop God...

...and tremble.


His name's Scott, and he whipped up this little gem in less than a day.



Pretty impressive, huh?


By the way: I'm the third one from the left, holding Teddy's place for him.


Makes one wonder what other photos might be hanging around the hard drive needing a quick edit by the Master...

At least it makes me wonder.

But Then Again, You'll Have This. . .

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